Hey sorry I haven't posted recently. She broke up with me on vacation :(. But I stole 400 bucks from her afterwards. I knew it was going to happen.

Hey, we just got off and are transferring planes so this'll be quick. We were just at the theater yesterday to see 1408. It wasn't scary really just kinda freaky. The parts where the people are crawling out the window are sweet. seeya klater guys!

Hey guys. Max is back. And so is Newgrounds. The updated features are so awesomeness that you just want to barf on george bush's cock. The new scheme of life is somewhat a success it seems now. So let's get into my news. Today my girlfriend dragged me off to ratatouille but gave me a little afternoon delight afterwords(1337 WWWOOOOOOTTTT). But tomorrow it's off to 1408. So after this round of fun fun(yeea!!!), we get to spend some time on our asses in an airplane to Hawaii(god it makes me airsick but it's a great trip). We'll be in Kauai for a couple weeks but I'll bring my laptop. A nice condo and a few beers later we'll be back home. Well that's it for now, hope you guys enjoy the new newgrounds.